What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 14:42
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Teens like me, what are your expectations when entering adulthood?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Why do some children hate their parents?
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
How can I fall asleep fast at night?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
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Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No, not a chance
Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?
share office space ...
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...